Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Senior Dating, AARP and Turning the Big Five-Oh!
No, I would not like to join your dating service !
I mean, really. What the heck do I want with a man fifty or older? Oh, wait. I'm turning fifty. Well, regardless, how did they get my email address in the first place? Is it stored in some big data base some place along with my birth date and a notation that says flag her at fifty ?
That would certainly explain all the strange emails I've been getting recently:
What You Need to Know About Medicare
Menopause and You
How to Choose The Right Nursing Home
Going Gray Naturally
Retire in Equador for less than $10 day (okay, I'm saving that one)
AARP just sent me a magazine. I never ordered it. It just showed up in my mail box. Delivered by the hot young mail man who thinks I'm cute. Not anymore ! I won't even look at the darn magazine. My parents said I should. They just got their copy and there was a coupon for a senior discount at the local All-You-Can-Eat Buffet . We can all go for dinner. At four o'clock.
Kill me now ..........
I must admit this whole turning half-a-century old has me in a bit of a tizzy. I know age is just a number and I am really only as young or old as I feel. Most days, I feel like I am twenty-one. Sometimes, I act like it, too. I naturally gravitate toward the younger people at parties or in bars. Most people my age talk about all their aches and pains and doctor appointments. It's depressing and I never have anything to add.to those conversations. I feel great. I can't remember the last time I went to the doctor for anything other than my annual physical. I think I am still pretty cool and can probably party harder than most twenty-somethings. I go to concerts in the city and stay out all night. And I don't have to take a nap ahead of time or stay in bed the entire next day either. I still look pretty damn good. I eat right, I exercise, I take good care of my skin. As long as I avoid fluorescent lighting at all costs, most people would never guess my true age.
I need to come to terms with this whole age thing and just be thankful. I've walked this earth for half-a-century. And I survived. That's quite an accomplishment. I've made mistakes and learned from them. I've had my heart broken countless times yet somehow managed to keep it from getting hard and calloused. I am wiser and more confident than I've ever been in my whole life. I'm happy and despite the abuse I've put my body through in younger years, I am very, very healthy. I have plenty of energy and I haven't lost my care-free, dare-devil attitude. I will never forget what it's like to be young and that is how I plan to stay forever young. The spirit never ages and God knows, I've got plenty of spirit!
So, keep sending your senior dating service emails and AARP magazines and coupons. I'll just pass them on to my parents and their senior citizen friends. I plan to embrace fifty with open arms and then knock it out of the park like nobody's business. Besides, isn't fifty the new thirty?
Yes, folks, I am turning fifty and I'm pretty darn proud of it. And I look foward to fifty more years. Why not?
And this is my Daily Cyn.......